partybarackisinthehousetonight:

she wears short skirts i wear the same pair of jeans every day

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

My sister’s boyfriend wrote on 150 ping pong balls  ” prom? ” and put them in her locker. She opened her locker and all the ping pong balls came out & he gave her a bouquet of flowers <333 promposal are so cute 

did he say “I finally got the balls to ask you to prom ?” because if he didn’t he’s doing it wrong.

hello male followers

how do i convince boys to like me this is for science

itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life